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JOKE: MAULAG(unilag) 2012 POST UTME QUESTION

Posted: 27-Jun-2012 [15:53:29] into Entertainment by track for unilag 4049 views | 13 Replies

MAULAG(unilag) 2012 POST UTME QUESTION
Answer all question.
NOTE:- calculator or any electronic devices are not
allowed. | Time:- 1hr:30mins only.
SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE.
1) What is the name of the first Igbo boy that opened
shop at Alaba international market?
(a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim (c) Gov. Peter Obi
2) Who addressed herself as a widow while her
husband is still alive?
(a) Jonathan Patience (B) Turai (c) Stella
3) Who Strike pass?
(a) BH Boys (B) Thunder (c) ASUU (d) Patience Dame
4) You can sharpen cutlass on Banky W's head
(a) True (B) false (c) I don't know
5) What are the names of the two people holding
hands when you power-on a Nokia phone?
(a) Charly Boy and Denrele (B) Ryan Giggs and John
Terry (C) OBJ and IBB
6) If the past tense of take is took, the past tense of
make is
(a) Mook (B)maked (c) maken
7) I have a dream is to Luther King as I have no shoes
is to …..
(a) GEJ (B) IBB (c) OBJ
8) What is the plural form of GARRI
(a) garris (B) garried (B) garium
9) If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma Finally Passes
WAEC, will he write JAMB next year?
(a) No (B)Yes (c) He will opt for NURTW
10) Which University has the highest no. of babes that
travel to Dubai for 2weeks and return with British
accent?
(a) Ebus B)Unijos (c) Uniabj (d) Malu
SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt all questions.
(1a) Differentiate between Do or Die and if I don't win
the next election their will be blood shed.
(1b) If it took Goodluck Ebele Jonathan 50years to trek
to Aso rock without SHOES, how long will it take if he
was putting on "CANVASS"
(2a) Using Almighty Formula, calculate the diameter
of Banky W's head (take ♊=3.14)
(2b) If your X-Boyfriend or X-girlfriend Wins
N100Million Naira In The Glo WINBIG Promo 2 Days
After you Broke Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X”
(3a) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?
(3b) What are the surnames of the three statues that
welcome you to Lagos?
Goodluck to you all.
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Replies (13)
Blessed B says;
Funy,9z update
27-Jun-2012 16:53:26 ·
track says;
Thnk........lol
27-Jun-2012 17:06:20 ·
Kaflol says;
Lolz
27-Jun-2012 17:03:44 ·
track; Na jst jokein tins o
27-Jun-2012 17:09:14 ·
Jbravo says;
Hahaha, it'll take p-man 25yrs to trek to aso rock.
27-Jun-2012 17:37:06 ·
Chariz says;
U'r gud man!lolz
27-Jun-2012 17:50:22 ·
track says;
Hahah....nobi smal 25yrs ooo,...long tin
27-Jun-2012 17:57:45 ·
Klever40 says;
Bros dis xams too simple as a.b.c., All candidate go mk it....lol...wel compose. U 2 much.
03-Jul-2012 12:43:12 ·
Ruky4change says;
Nice, cool and funny
03-Jul-2012 12:50:44 ·
proboynoni; ehe nah
12-Jul-2012 09:28:26 ·
presue says;
if Ada is a girl and obi is a boy den Adaobi is an AMAPHRODITE
15-Jul-2013 12:07:50 ·
mike246 says;
nice
01-Nov-2017 16:59:34 ·
rickbrozz says;
tanlented parsonel
09-Nov-2017 16:38:41 ·


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