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Posted: 30-Jul-2012 [16:36:52] into General by GOLDEN_BOY1 for oau 511 views | 0 Replies

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A wealthy Urhobo man decided to go on a safari
in one of the games reserves in Nigeria. He took his faithful pet Waffi dog
along to keep him company.
One day the dog started chasing butterflies and
before long he discovered he was lost. Wandering about, he
noticed a leopard heading
rapidly in his direction
with the obvious
intention of having lunch.
The dog thought; Boy, dis
na wahala.
He then noticed some bones on the ground
close by, and immediately
settled down to chew on
the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the leopard was
about to leap, the dog exclaimed loudly; Man,
that leopard sweet o, I
wonder where I fit get more around here?.
On Hearing this, the leopard
halts his attack in mid stride, a look of terror
comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.
Chei, said the leopard.
That was close. That dog nearly chop me.
Meanwhile, a monkey
who had been watching
the whole scene from a nearby tree, figured he
can put his knowledge
to good use and trade it
for protection from the
leopard. So, off he went.
The dog saw him heading after the leopard
with great speed, and figured that something
must be up.
The monkey soon
caught up with the leopard, spilled the beans
and struck a deal for himself with the leopard.
The cat was furious at
being made a fool of and said; Monkey, climb my back make you
see wetin I go do that wayo dog.
The dog saw the
leopard coming with the
monkey on his back, and
thought; Wetin man go do
now?.
Instead of running,
the dog sat down with his back to his attackers
pretending he hasn't
seen them. Just when they got close enough,
the dog shouted; Wey this monkey sef?. You no fit trust am, 30 minutes don pass
since. I send am go bring another
leopard he never still come back?

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