A Wonderful Grammar!

I went for an exam and i sat closer to my friend.we were suposed to be 3 in number on a roll,but the third partner was late.it was an English paper.we started the exams about 15 minits before she came in(that is the 3rd partner) when she got to our seat, she said to my friend "pls excuse me" my frnd had this and told me in pigeon that "oboi,the way this girl talk this tin,e be like say she go sabi english o" he excused her and she sat down b/w us. What ever she shades,my frnd wil also shed. So after the exams, my frnd went to thank her for helping him write the english exams well. She got angry and said to him "pls told me what you want to told me let me went away,can't you saw the rain is caming i want to left" my frnd was shocked at this grammar and ran back to plead with the examiner to allow him reshade. Hahahahahahaha